REBUKE UNDERWEAR DESTINY IN YOUR LIFE!

 Have you ever looked at yourself and wondered “na which kain head I carry come this life”? See so & so, he no too dey huzzle but pepper dey rest, life dey sweet for me. Me so so huzzle, morning, afternoon, night! Shuo!

Maybe you’re not the one with the problem, maybe na your sister/friend/brother/uncle life wey be like say he don dey bend…Do not worry anymore, you are sure to find the right diagnosis here today. There are different types of destinies wey people bring come this life, once you can identify it, then half the problem is solved, you only need to go for deliverance.

TYPES OF DESTINY
Underwear Destiny: We all wear underwear, if you no wear pant, you go wear bra, or boxers, or singlet… you go sha wear underwear. How many times do people wear underwear on top cloth? Unless dem dey krase…It’s always underneath your clothes. A important as underwear is, you will not see it outside. Some people are useful but never noticed. If they are giving awards, you deserve it but they will never nominate you. You’re always limited, people hardly recognize how talented you are. Some musicians suffer from this… very talented, but never known. O ma se oh..


Bisco: How many of you remember bisco? That firework thingy that sparkles when you light it. I remember playing with it at Christmas time, if you don’t know bisco then substitute it for fireworks. Some people have bisco destiny. What is wrong with this destiny? You onely shine for a short time, after that your glory disappears. I’m sure you know people who have been so wealthy and suddenly…poooft! Money haff finish. Or ladies that used to be sooooo pretty, suddenly suddenly, worwor don belleup them. It’s not ageing, it’s bisco destiny. Fire!

Whistle Destiny: We all know what we use whistles for na? You put in in your mouth and blow. If you don’t blow the whistle it will never be functional. Some people’s destiny be like whistle. They are only relevant when someone helps them. People have to use you before you’re functional. If there’s no one to help, you’re errrrr, well it’s over for you! Oh The Blood!

Chewingum Destiny:      I love chewingum, the thing about chewingum
is that you cannot chew it for long because it would have lost the taste, and then you spit it out! People wkith chewingum destiny, only when you are good people use you. For guys, some ladies will use you and dump you, it’s nothing to do with the girls, it’s chewingum destiny that is fighting you. People with chewingum destiny, anytime you have money, problem will come, when you’re broke, you’re free! This is a use and dump destiny. 

Foot mat Destiny: What do you use your foot mat for? To wipe rubbish off your feet… People with footmat destinies are always overlooked and people step on you all the time: they always take you for granted. They blame you for things you did not do, implication full your life nor be small… it is foot mat destiny. People will pass over your head to greatness, but never you. You're always serving others, paving the way for their success. Faaayaaaa!!!

Teabag Destiny: The teabag only gives taste after adding hot water. Some people are suffering in this life…they struggle for everything. What your mates will do, you have to work 3 times harder to get it. Please don’t look so far. It is teabag destiny. If you only succeed after extreme struggle and suffering, Rebuke it in your life. Rebuke!

Dustbin Destiny: Na so so yama yama things dey enter dustbin… no one ever goes to the bin to pick something of value abi? It’s a pity that some people can identify with dustbin destiny. Everything dishonorable happens to you, bad luck everywhere, you never win, you almost get there, but sadly nearly cannot kill a bird. The people in this category need to pray!


I did not mean to insult anybody but I am sure you must have identified at least one kind of destiny. I was driving jejely on my own when I heard a pastor talking about these different destinies so I decided to elaborate on it. LOL. At first I thought it was comedy, na when the pastor talk say na MFM he from come, that’s when I knew he was serious. E be like joke. Biko, if you identify with any of this… go for deliverance. Daaazall!

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25 comments

  1. Hahhahahaa laff has nearly killed me here. To think that all the destinies stuck in our head without you taking notes...LOL. You just made my day.

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    1. Isnt it amazing how I crammed it all, I kon jara on top!

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  2. Hahahahaha this is a funny one but serious sha. I hope I have none of these destinies o. Say na because na MFM pastor talk am na so kasala don burst. Chimo, pessin suppose forget all this destiny matter and focus on hard work and God o, na him know what's best sha.

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    1. Na God sure pass, no matter the bad destiny, God can turn it around

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  3. Kai, underwear destiny bad sha. Na all of them bad sef

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    1. lol. Underwear tooo bad! We reject all of them

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  4. Mehn these are serious destinies. Its funny, I can't lie, but when you think of it, some people actually fit into these categories. o boy, prayer is the serious key!!

    ps: Great post!!

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  5. I was going to ask where you got the inspiration from. One needs to be prayerful, and learn to always walk with God.

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  6. This is too funny !!
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  7. *shakes head vigorously* Faya!!! I rebuke all of them in Jesus name. This was funny, but pretty serious and true.

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    1. *Shakes head vigorously with you* We rebuke!

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  8. Sisi yemmie!! No better destiny here ke, carrying my load and wakaING pass

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  9. LOL! I'm cracking up here! Funny post! Funny but very true....

    ~Chinelo~
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  10. Hmmmmmn!!! Prophetess Sisi Yemmie [of the Destiny Discernment and Realignment Ministries]. I hail oh! LWKMD

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    1. LOL... ha ha ha @ Destiny Discernment and Realignment Ministries

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  11. LOOL! I live for all these pigin you chip in! Don't stop!

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  12. Lol na which kind destiny be all this?!?! Oga o. Lol

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  13. Sisi Yemmie, My own destiny no dey here o

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  14. Lmaoo. i'm dead. Too too funny. welldone.

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