How the Yotaro works...
Pay me and my husband to 'DO'? Woohoooo!
I was reading Verastic's blog and I stumbled upon this Yotaro. Hmmm...I must to talk on this one oh. Well, this Yotaro is a robot that was created by the Japanese to create more parental feelings in Japanese couples and encourage them to decide to have babies inshort a baby stimulator. Apparently the Yotaro does most things a baby does except shit...and we all know that shit stink, and if you havn't dealt with baby shit before a Yotaro cannot help you understand one. Anyone that gets pregnant due to this Yotaro is going to have the shock of their lives when they give birth...babies can cry, babies just wont sleep at night, babies get sick, babies are not easily placeted with just a touch on the forehead, baby giggles dont come cheap-you've got to pull a lot of stunts to entertain them, babies wear diapers and we all no say pampers no cheap for market, babies need food...babies grow up. I dont see the Yotaro fitting into this bill.
It also seems like this Yotaro is a crippled robot baby cos he no go fit stand up...always laying down (Olorun maje!). Another thing I find with this robot is that the head is too big abeg...hammer head of horror...to me it does not look like a baby, it will not awaken any oshi mother tendencies in me - It simply will not werk for me. It looks like a toy I could give to my unborn daughter...but wait on second thot i won't give it to my child cos heaven knows the Yaroto is quite scary.
More intersting is the fact that Japan's birth rate is low hence the government is trying to boost the population of the nation, and they also pay you approximately US $150 just to born pikin and they will pay for the pikin school fees...Plx they should come and adopt kids from 9ja. Why am I not Japanese sef??? Nne imagine that they will pay me and my husband that money to rub bodi ... we won't spend money on contraceptives niyen. And that means my moni go multiply if na twins I born...better yet triplets? ahh see market oh. Japanese government go je gbese cos I would be popping out babies from my kini like a drunk Father Christmas.
I agree that this is a wonderful invention by the Japanese (standing ovation) but I doubt that this Yotaro robot will induce people to want to have babies...it just might make them tripple up condoms and take overdose of contraceptives...cos that tin be like winch...see as d tin be...its too big and doesn't look like a baby to me....it looks like a cuter version of Chucky. If I want to feel parental I get always get a dog-Barbie awakens more motherly tendencies in me jor.
Can the Yotaro awaken any parental feeling in you?
How the Yotaro works...
Posted by Sisi Yemmie at Tuesday, June 29, 2010