Ok. Look, if you are a guy and your hair is woven, stop it. Unless you are gay, you have a really handsome face, or your braids are tight. Don’t try to be Shemar Moore; you will only end up looking like an agbero version of African China! Same goes for dreads….If you want one, don’t DIY. It’s meant to be D-R-E-A-D-S not D-A-D-A! Raskimono’s look is so outdated!
We are in Nigeria, Africa! Why do some people not realize this when they wear “winter” clothing?? You wear jean jacket over a shirt in this hot weather! C’mon! Don’t wear layers of clothes. It doesn’t make you look like u just came from “Jand”, makes you look very very BUSH!
Women, why cant u ever figure out the right shade of foundation/powder for your face??? Believe me, going a shade lighter wont make u look fresh like “half caste”. You end up looking like “willie willie”,Coat of many colours. Its just wrong. Find your colour. Your friends/mother/sisters colour is not your colour.
Again, women! If you are going to wear spaghetti tops or anything that will expose your arms. Please, Please Please, shave your arm pits. Its unsexy and very rude! Imagine Stretching and everyone can see your “afro kinky” from your pits….eeew! Tres Bush!
If you are wearing perfume and I can perceive it a mile off, please go and bathe, and scrub your body well with morning fresh! You hear me??? Don’t come and choke innocent people with that rat killer spray that u swam in!
For those who have managed to cross border just once in their life. I take God beg you, stop bragging! Funny enough the trip was when you were so little that you could hardly spell! Every conversation must not center around that your annoying trip. Who cares????! You just make people roll up their eyes anytime they hear you go “ when I was in….., “B-U-S-H!