IF I SEE ONE MORE PENIS...
Please Nigerian men, what is this disgusting thing some of you do? At first I didn't notice it but LATELY all I see is Penis. Yes. Penis. I am tired. O ti su mi.
Yesterday, I was on my way home and there was this man, standing facing the busy road, not the bush behind him oh, the road where people drive past and what was he doing? He just finished peeing and was jiggling the black penis up down, left right as if the thing needs exercise….right in the full glare of everybody who passed…he seemed to enjoy the activity because the look on his face said so. Nor be crase man, I studied him head to toe. I was absolutely mortified because that is the extreme I’ve seen.
Why oh why do my eyes get assaulted everyday???
The other day I was driving to buy something within Magodo, one guy just jumped out of his car , in a suit and whips out his penis, like it was normal…I stopped and shouted to him “yeye man, what are you doing!!”. I find it so annoying. Arrrrgh! What is this bad habit everywhere?! Is it that men cannot resist the urge to pee wherever? How then do women manage to hold pee in?
Ibere ni mo bere ni oh.
On my road trip to warri a few weeks ago, I saw two men, peeing by the side of the road, one held his penis with one hand and pure water in another, then rinsed the tip of the penis, after he did, he handed the left over pure water sachet to his peeing companion and that one did the same. Ayamakalakata! Oju mi ti ri.
Dear Nigerian men, please make una stop this yeye thing wey una dey do. It is dirty, because after una piss finish, use hand hold prick, una nor go wash am, you will now be shaking people up and down and be hugging somebody with your penis hand. Taaaaaaaaaaa!
If I see one more penis, I might faint. It’s that bad… please stop. You go just finish holy communion for church and the first thing you go see outside na penis. I know guys read this blog too...why do you people like to do this kain thing? Explain yourself.
Posted by Sisi Yemmie at Wednesday, June 04, 2014