Me: Na my dog catch am oh
Both of us laugh hysterically…..
My friend: he he he kif kif kif ha ha ha…YOU hehe THIS hehe GIRL snort YOU BE MONKEY OH hehehe…
All I hear is screeching tyres……say whaaaaaat?
Back to sender, you sef na chimpanzee...taaa!
If na joke abeg stop am! Shoooooo…! Me with you dey laugh and the next thing you jokingly say is “you’re stupid oh….this girl is a fool”…while laughing and knacking me small. Make una see me see trouble. I've noticed for a very loooong time now how when we joke with friends we just say things that we don’t pay attention to. Rememeber how you just randomly call your friend “ode, ure such a case”! I don’t know when that became a compliment or when it became funny. Like, would you be laughing with Oprah and say…”u be mumu oh…ure sooo funny!”
A friend of mine(one of my besties) in the "Amelica"once started a chat with me, and the first line was "Hello bitch"...ehn?!!! ki lo so? I asked..."why did you say that"? and the reply was "lighten up, its just a joke, i call all my female friends here bitch"...Ori mi oh.(my head o)...Is that how they talk in America niyen? I quickly requested for an apology and for the word to be taken back. I no dey like that kain joke...I don't know when "Bitch or Hoe" became a compliment...