What Should He Do?

Well, I was doing some waka jugbe (walk-about) in my area when I stumbled upon this gist;you know how the Bible says that "the footsteps of the righteous are ordered by the Lord...".Yup thats me!LOL. I saw people sitting down and na so this guy kon dey nack tory of him life.

He's married with a daughter, him say nor be say he wan really marry the wife wey he get for house oh, say na cos say she get belle naim everybody join hand for the marriage. He said he even denied the pregnancy sef, but when the pikin was born, she was his photocopy.

Fastforward 2 years later, the wife no kon fit get belle again...her family now took them to the wife's village to meet a jujuman, aka babalawo aka jazzman...the jujuman say make dem pay 70 thousand naira. They agreed to pay and like joke the woman carry belle the next month. 5 months into the pregnancy the jazzman say make them bring 700 thousand naira. Husband say hian! For wia? say make jazzman collect the belle back. My brethren, the next week complication, after complication plagued the pregnancy sotay doctors had to abort it. The doctor said that the fetus was in the fallopian tube and that they they had to cut one of the wife's ovaries. K leg number 1.


The doctor further stated that the woman had just one ovary, make the husband go ask her where the other ovary waka go.  Husband asks wife and she says "i nor tell u before say i do abortion for that my former guy?" apparently, in her earlier abortion, one ovary had been comoted. Anyhow sha, since there was no other choice than to cut the second ovary, they did. Now the woman cannot fit to get belle again. Double K leg! The man says he has told his wife that he wants to find another person to marry and bear him children, but the woman no gree. 

The man kon look my side dey talk say "Ive always liked yoruba girls, and I promise to marry yoruba girl this time, i will take her to America, i will buy her hummer, I will......." Why is this man campaigning in my direction? I was the only yoruba girl dia, I quickly carried myself and my lovely ovaries out of the place....i nor dey for my yam no done.


1st of all, if you cannot marry a person why date them at all? even to the point of pregnancy?
2ndly, why did he go to babalawo? babalawo tins no dey last, dem be like china products.
3rdly, its funny how pregnancies that are denied end up being photocopies of the "Denyee".lol

Abeg my people, what should this guy do?make we try balance this scale.



53 comments

  1. Marriage is for better for worse. having married the woman, he has married both assets and liabilities. He should thank his stars that the woman has an issue for him. Marrying another woman may not be a solution to the problem. If he marries another woman and that one has difficulty in getting pregnant, What is he going to do. He should take his case to God. With God all things are possible.

    Sisi Yemmie, you had better consider this guy o. This may be an opportunity for you to own a hummer jeep or go to America (as if no be obodo oyibo you dey.) Lol

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  2. This tory get as e be o ,
    First women make una no dey use belle capture man , its not a good ;)
    Second, men only sow for where you intend to reap o , it saves everyone future heartache
    ...well as warri don pass garri, they have to manage and count their blessings (the first daughter), adoption is always an option

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  3. The babalawo won use them build house ni. 70k to 700k, and I'm sure the expense will continue till baba kicks the bucket. Na him biko. I always thought babalawos collected peanuts. I had no idea they were this expensive.
    I pity the guy o, the marriage isn't based on the right foundation. The guy was testing and he got his hands burnt. Ko pele. I would say he has to stay there and manage, Yoruba people say "olomo kan kuro la gan" meaning a person with a child is no longer barren.He should remember his marital vows and all the sweet nothings he told his wife. Can he cope with the hassles of polygamy?

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  4. E use him hand cos d problem,‎​In dis day and time e go meet babalawo ‎​Him no wan marry d girl and e dey do wivout cd, ‎​Its in d bible dat even if u repent u must to pay for ur sins(example king david d fruit of his adultery died even after he repented and prayed to God to spare the life of the child). ‎​who told him the yoruba girl will bear him children? They should turn to d lord and serve him @ least dey even get one pikin

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  5. Smart move: Abeg run oh, run away with your beautiful ovaries o. As for the man, the only reason he needs another woman is cos he married the first one for the wrong reasons. So I don't feel sorry for him.

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  6. Hahaha!! You and your lovely ovaries! I hope you ran! But they had a child nau? why did the y resort to babalawo for another one??

    It's funny how guys date loads of girls that they don't really like- it's all about sex for them sometimes i think :s

    Adiya

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  7. LOOL! i like how u ran away with ur ovaries :p
    why did the man date her if he di'nt like her enough to marry her? thats his wahala jor. like surprise said, marrying another woman may not be the solution cos she too may have complications in getting pregnant. he can always adopt a child or sumn.

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  8. LOL!!!!!!!!

    OMG LOL again! I like the light hearted tone with which you addressed a serious topic.

    This is a first. I have never seen a well delivered, intellectually gratifying post in pidgin before... I can laugh at it, as well as get the point you're trying to pass across.

    Totally cool!
    xoxo

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  9. If they agreed to pay the N700k, after the baby's first year, maybe he would have demanded N7mil, and on and on...
    A pathetic case sha :(

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  10. he should sit his butt for there, lol..

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  11. Mccheewww...yeye man..He should count his blessings and concentrate on the only shild for the reasons which u raised....yeye man osi. Ino dey understand that kain parole sha. Why smell food wey u no go chop?
    ROTFLMAO @ u carrying your lovely ovaries...abeg, se make we go insure them?

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  12. hmmmm....am thinking.......whatever we say here, THE MAN WOULD TAKE WIFE NO 2! his mind is made up, hence, 'eyeing* you, you be fyne babe o.. *laughing*

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  13. Why don't you want to 'hep' the man by giving him your lovely yoruba hand in marriage? The man is a moron. He has money to buy 2nd wife hummer jeep and trips to obodo oyinbo but he doesn't have money to pay Baba? He better maintain himself where he is. Rubbish! This is why you never dine with the devil.

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  14. Uhmmmm,question one no hard at all.Date with no intention of marriage=free sex till we tire and waka go next accomplishment. Na the women wey dey give the ting F.O.C (free of charge) you suppose question.

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  15. For berra for worse, With Ovaries, Without, till death do them part. shikena!!

    lovely Ovaries indeed. Abeg run for ya life!

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  16. Lol...I glad that you quickly walked away with your ovaries in tack...thank God o!

    He should deal with it, he decided to marry her first...so like everyone has said...it's for better or worse...

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  17. Lol...I glad that you quickly walked away with your ovaries in tack...thank God o!

    He should deal with it, he decided to marry her first...so like everyone has said...it's for better or worse...

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  18. Good You ran away with your ovaries,1st of all i blame the guy because this is a clear case of hit and run but unfortunately the girl get Belle.If they have a kid and he does not love the wife anymore,i think he better get a pump action and do the world a favor by blowing his brains out Because he is the script writer of all this trouble.The wife will not/never UNDERSTAND if he wants her to go her way so he marries "YOU" "the Yoruba girl" lol...This is a dead end and so my advice is the take his wife and kid to obodo oyibo and buy them HUMMER..

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  19. Hahahaha....u're too funny.
    ur yam no done o...even if e don sef, shey na dat kine hole u wan dig for urself? jazzman + denyee wahala...

    Abeg ooo.

    What should he do?
    Best get to some praying and fasting sturvs o...God can do anything. Polygamy would only complicate issues.

    Din't u say he already had a child with her? Well it might be a wyl but one kid should be gud for now.

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  20. My dear carry your lovely ovaries run o! That guy na serious 'marrier'. The next time, na Calabar girl im go dey tell that tori o! He shouldn't be thinking of leaving that woman now haba! She has a child for him. She sef wey carry belle hook man, na she know sha.

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  21. hahahha...This one get as it be oo.. na super K leg. well, the guy cant just run away oo. He shouldn't have married her in d first place, n why in the Name of God did they go to a jaz man? if we have learned anything from naija movies, it's that Jazmen never do anything for nothing. humm..Oga o.

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  22. I like as you carry your lovely ovaries waka oh jare.

    The dude go marry new wife, nothing wey anybody fit talk go stop am...

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  23. Na o.. No be small thing!
    I tire oo..
    I no fit comment abeg!
    I don waka..

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  24. Marriage is for better for worse. He should just stay wif her, there's nothing God cannot do.

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  25. yeye man!why date or sleep with a woman you can't marry? he has to live with it for the rest of his life (at least they have one child)... better still they need JESUS! lol but a miracle can still happen

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  26. I cant fit shout! Wetin? make him just sit with the only pikin jejely! mschew! oh, and the wife too! he can manage her. Na dem bot use their leg waka into that situation.

    Babalawo? tufiakwa!

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  27. Kai, this is a seriuos something o. I agree with ShayShay, i love your writing style and delivery.

    As for they guy, he's so on his own. In fact i no fit comment again. i tire. Lol.

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  28. Kai, this is a seriuos something o. I agree with ShayShay, i love your writing style and delivery.

    As for they guy, he's so on his own. In fact i no fit comment again. i tire. Lol.

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  29. Kai, this is a seriuos something o. I agree with ShayShay, i love your writing style and delivery.

    As for they guy, he's so on his own. In fact i no fit comment again. i tire. Lol.

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  30. That guy had better start loving her sharply, running will do him no good. If her family took them to a jazzman in the begiining they'll take her alone to jazz him to death if he leaves her.

    A word is enuf!

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  31. Pity him and give him your OVARIES! lol

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  32. pity him now and give him your Ovaries!

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  33. MMM...The man don make im bed..so he must lie on it!

    As Ibhade said, whatever people tell him doesnt matter because he will surely move on to acquire 'incubator No. 2'

    Are you sure you dont want to consider his proposal....?

    Even sef, the babalawo sharp o!...it seems I should have done babalawo-apprentice instead of acquiring yeye degrees! *sigh*

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  34. Yeye man, im see fine gal, im come dey yarn Hummer n America gist. Are those supposed to be a price for ovaries? Mschew!

    He berra count his blessings, at least he has a child.

    We women just have to be careful who n what we allow. After messing up the gal's life, he wants to move on.....hian!

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  35. he has made his bed. time to lie

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  36. sis yemmie you wont kill me o loool
    I love your blog
    youre such a funny soul
    you carried your ovaries and ran looooool

    wether you advise the man or not
    hes pretty much had his mind made up
    e ma dabble si inu oro oko ati iyawo o


    btw your skin is flawless
    na wetin u dey use
    abeg spill

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  37. ok as much as this story might be serious i can't help but laugh.
    sisi yemmie maybe na the way you put the story.
    when he was playing football without a jersey what was he thinking? and going to a babalawo was his greatest mistake.he better not find another woman o cos his troubles would just double.he should go and adopt,orphanages are full.

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  38. LOL! it is fun reading and the comments are hilarious!
    xoxo
    Stella

    http://www.jadore-fashion.com/

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  39. LOL @ campaigning in your direction...

    The man needs a serious education...that bablawo thing no jus gel at all at all...Anyway Good luck to him and his...

    America no be by that one o...jus free the dude...maybe the babalawo don vex say the man no go fit give anoda persin bele sef

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  40. LOL!! This cracked me the heck up. The man no too like hinself sha...isn't marraige challenging enough with one woman? hin wan com add another one? na hin go run at the end.

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  41. Which kain yeye gist be dis? all of them dey craise. Man oh, woman oh, babalawo oh. If you no wan marry, no be by force. I tire for all these useless men wey go dey say women use belle catch them. Una no fit wear condom? If you no want pikin, ehen wear condom na.

    Meanwhile, im don get one pikin, e no do am? Wetin im wan dey reproduce anyhow for this planet earth? Make im go siddon for corner jare. People too dey stress over nothing.

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  42. this tori ehn? lol :D

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  43. LWKM...he should stick to his wife jooh...

    If I'm the woman my retort would have been : 'you tell me oooo,I entered this marriage with two overies, now I have none...were da heck are my Ovaries''

    Im never jamm wahala

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  44. As iyawo can no longer be pregnanted, they have two options:

    1. Adoption
    2. Surrogacy

    I agree with you: jujuman runs dey always get comma, and no fullstop, (at leastvuntil Jesus enta the mata).

    Whether na forced them force am or not, in sha open eye look wetin in dey say 'I Do' too, so make in leave story, and fix one mess, instead of creating another by marrying a second wife.

    Shikena.

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  45. Men and their fake fake I-didnt-want-to-marry-her stories! If u no wan marry, why climb her nah???! The o'baby sef na wa! she don comot one ovary before.. serious matter.

    Yemmie darling its that u ran with your ovaries o! before eye see wetin ear never hear before!

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  46. He needs to deal with it. Plain and simple... For better or worse. He said those words.. he's gotta practice them ;) -http://misstrishminute.blogspot.com

    Loved this post :) :) :)

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  47. One sure thing:
    Babe, you too whack for your own good!
    That said.. No need to contribute..
    Enough's been done in that department..
    I Love you Blog!

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  48. Sisi Yemmie... where una dey *covering face* this is me looking for something to laugh about. Upadate update updateeeeeeeee.....

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  49. It's not fair o,you just had to walk off with your lovely ovaries when bobo never finish advert.Anyways,from religious stand-point,he should stick in there because marriage is for better for worse.But from normal view,make him kick her out jare,why would be lose her ovary when they need that one the most?!

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  50. make 'am worry abeg.good as u run with ur things...lol.he better stay 'amend' wetin him don cos. Since he has consulted/believed in a babalawo, then he can go to the Creator of the babalawo

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  51. Lmaooooooo I can't stop laughing!! heheheheeeeeeeeeeee

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  52. I couldn’t resist commenting

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