Wednesday, July 14, 2010

WHO TAKES THE FRONT SEAT?


I have been having some kind of malaria abi na sickness symptoms and I was wondering, 'what could have caused this', apparently the answer is because I havn't blogged in 7 days and I've been moving house and that kain thing is tedious...Its like carrying cement bags and modelling it on a runway! Infact, I have a long post on that. Watchout! lol. As for those rotten minds thinking and insisting it was because I was doing another form of 'weightlifting' during my vacation all I can say to you is this ...IT IS WELL WITH YOUR SOULS! lol

Anyways, I moved into this apartment and met this lovely 9ja chic on my block (she dashed me indomie the first day and Lord knows thats how I met my boyfriend-indomie). So she invites me out and because boredom don bellup me I kuku carry myself go chop osho-free rice. I heard it was going to be a nigerian thingy, and trust me, it was. From Ebenezer Obey's music, to peppersoup, to agbada-wearing-men and loud-waist-shaking-mothers in gele skentele. Trust me, the whole works! If you like call me , 'mo gbo mo ya', na you sabi!lol


The tory was this; my friends boyfriend came to pick us up and when we got to the car we met this chic sitting on the front seat and Y'all know the front seat is for IMPORTANT people. I remember when I was a kid, my sisters and I fit break bottle all for 'who will sit in front of daddy's car'...every child knows the importance of front seat. Na so this girl carry hersef go siddon there. That was a niggress moment just waiting to happen! My friend refused to enter the car and went to the party in another car.

Ok oh! She is a quiet girl niyen. My bodi just dey pepper me and I kept muttering to myself, 'what arrant effontry' like someone that was reciting her prayers. If na me ehn...I for load that girl slap, anytime she see front seat she go pick race.The babe should thank her lucky stars that she didnt try it with me, and that na obodo oyinbo we dey, cos if na warri ehn, i for just block am for one sharp corner n help her rearranggggggge her face...put her eyes for her forehead so that she go dey see road clear!

When we got to the owambe, the bobo was confused, he said he didn't know what to do, that he told the girl his girlfriend was coming but she still demanded (not ignorantly oh) to sit in front by force and that he couldn't tell her to go to the back. I personally feel thats disrespectful of the girl, maybe she was looking for wahala on purpose and I feel the dude should have been more assertive. Abeg oh, where I from come, noborry sits in the front except me...even if i no dey there, the front seat should be left unoccupied...must u sit in front?lol...see space full the back, why must u siddon in my spot?If you want to siddon for front, go and enter molue or hire cab or siddon in your own bobo's car.

I feel it is in the unwritten code of conduct, Article 2, subsection 5, kpe..."nobody seats in the front seat except important meambers which include, mother, father, girlfriend and wife. Any other person should go to the back if these important members are present". Abi no be so? Girls should stop misbehaving jare, and the girl in question knew what she did cos when we were going back home, she went to the back and made some lousy comments about not wanting to offend anybody, so she kuku know what she did. Guys also should be aware of the devices of the devil that come in form of those kind of friends that want to cause fight between you and your madam. I pardoned the dude cos he said this was the first time he's been caught in the situation, so I kia kia gave him the code of conduct. I doubt anyone will be sitting in front except his girlfriend in the future.

Ps. I no get power oh, please nobody should call me for fight oh.lol



29 comments:

  1. LOL!

    u women sef!is thr anytn special about the front seat?seat na seat jo!

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  2. that girl was seriously looking for wahala as in, why would she occupy the owners seat...maybe she has beef for your friend

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  3. ROTFL, i've been in that situation before o tho the guy in question wasnt my bobo but he has a thing for me and we usually go home together. Apparently he told this chick already that i will seat in front and before he knew it she jumped into the front seat the guy now questioned her action, she apologised but i told her to remain there. The girl likes him and wanted to fight for him lol

    The point of this my long story is that Guys should learn to take their stand and respect their girlfriends cause a girl dare not to do that to a her man.

    Yemmie thanks for putting a smile on my face

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  4. LOl. I would understand if the girl's bf didn't say anything, but he said something, so the girl should have moved. But front seat fights to me are ridiculous. Lol.

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  5. Ohhhhh Gawwwwd,you crack me up with that waffi lingua!!!!lol!!!!

    N yes,i'm 100% part of the people who r suspecting that ur getaway trip! Malaria ko, "Mama na Boyyyy" ni!lol!!!!

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  6. she no serious o!..i for show am EDO madness!...s-h-i-oooooooo!...she get liver shaaaaaaaaa. wetin the guy mean by say e no know wetin to do?.. kai! imsef mess up big time! so he let im babe enter another motor go the party chei?..no b 9ja guy?.. he 4 tell her to come down with immediate alacrity!...

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  7. ahhh ur pidgin ehn!!
    sheeeesh----me dey hail u from here ooo!!
    Lol @ rearangggging her face for corner--i don laff plenty!
    Buh all dese front sit fights tickle me tho--its always hilarious!

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  8. LMAO... that sitting infront business... true naija talk right there... I remember my mum even lecturing me that when older men are around it would be them all in front and the girls at the back... smh.

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  9. T.Notes...i wrote it BECAUSE of you...cos i don dey sabi how ur mind be...lol

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  10. From one Wafarian to another... i will crase for that girl oh... FOR WHAT! The guy is at fault... if he didnt give that girl d mind to do such a thing she wudnt have tried it!
    My mother in-law makes me sit in front with my husband and I know its cos my husband made me sit in front the first time I met his mum... he set precedence from the start. oh well am talking too much. very nice article.

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  11. I can't stop loling at Nitty Gritty's comment. haha.

    When you said, "even if i no dey there, the front seat should be left unoccupied" Omo, that one too much na. The sit is not a king's throne now. But seriously, that girl was just too rude. I trust my ex, she would literally skin her alive. haha

    - LDP

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  12. Yeah, that goes without saying. The chic was just looking for trouble.

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  13. @Sisi Yemmi:Hmmm,it is advisable for you not to "try" me o!Else, the juicy details of ya "innocent" vacation will make the topic of my next blog!!!With..98% accuracy too!
    (Oga Paul has taught me some prophetic tricks!)

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  14. Oya I take God beg u... Nor do. Lol. Plx!

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  15. Ehn ehnn! Appeased! Oya,carry on!Lol!
    Cheers you.

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  16. Hmmm, I think na the guy no stand him ground or him sef wan chop the stubborn girl apple. Abi y him no fit talk na? The bobo get hidden agenda like Suarez wey stand for Uruguay goal line. The original owner try well well wey she no maga that girl make-up!!!

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  17. laughed my head off on this one, especially the recitation of the article and subsection. lol. hilarious. reminds of a girl i know. i pictured her doing the same thing. lol. she probably would too. congrats on the new apartment.

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  18. Gosh, I've missed youuuuu!
    Sorry for the overload malaria..
    Your friend bf no just do well at all!
    Sha, I enjoyed reading..
    I had fun... kept laughing like say one thing happen!

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  19. Sis Yemmie I haf read your blogs and disectting it :) Woah woah woah you are very interesting and funny sha, u didnt lie at all when you said I won't get bored :)

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  20. Hilarious girl! Your pidgin is amazing though.

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  21. CHAI, i love myself sha...people know mw...*shouting*...COMMOOON, COME DOWN GO SIDDON FOR BACK, IF THEM NO TELL YOU, YOU NO GO KNOW? MONKEY!
    that your friend bobo na just hanging pant, wetin him mean by say she no gree comot...
    we wey, as guys, we dey come down for people girlfriends & wives, na im that scarecrow go go siddon for front of another person boyfy moto
    she dey mad?
    infact, na that boyfriend wey no get breeze for nyash, him no well
    unless no be naija boy
    *mpscheeeew*

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  22. LMAO @ rearrange. You sure say you no be warri babe?

    Why'd that girl go and look for trouble now? Women sha get as dem be. Lol.

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  23. Isha....i be warri babe!!! Waffi bred! lol

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  24. Eh????!!!! She entered another car???!!! Lai lai! That girl for die dat day!!!!!!!! I for kill am! My boyfriend kukuma know sef!!!! Coming to pick me and deceived turkey dey front? Na serious bodily dismemberment and rearrangement I for give am!!!! Where d girl wey wan do dat one?! Dem never born am! (That'll mean that only my daughter can "attempt". lol... Even her sef, she go think am first and den ask for permission with sworn and written affidavit. :))

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  25. Add 'Hilarious' to your reaxtions. This piece really cracked me up, loool

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  26. some babes need schooling chai ... if it wer me i for fling am commot the front seat. na so den dey do collect person boyfriend. oloshi!!

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  27. my dear i swearrrrr u r sooo on point!! i just get this connection with u when reading ur blogs!!! dat babe deserved massive facial rearrangement! gbabeskiii!!! lol @ arrant effontery

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  28. Na wa for seat politics oo. Cant believe I'm just reading this post. Hilarious!!

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