Thursday, May 26, 2011

Whats in my Bag? Lets see...

I was tagged by to do this bag meme. Im supposed to take a picture of my bag and its content so you guys can ooh and aahhh. Oya lets go! 


My bag is by Jasper Conran and  I got it from Debenhams This bag sha has its story. I once wrote a post about finding the perfect black bag HERE, I finally found this one at Debenhams, after scrapping my pocket to buy it, two days later Debenhams decides to give 20% off sale and all i could say was "are you kidding me?!!"...Thank God for Exchanges and Refunds I quickly returned the bag and bought it again with 20% off!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

TRACIES-Hand Craft Extraordinaire!

Your distinct craft store with various uniquely made products such as fabric clutch purses,bouquets,hand fans,hair pieces/accessories, beaded jeweleries, boutonnieres /brooches and bow ties for your weddings and occasions at very affordable prices!!!

Born again. Again!

Nor be small thing my people. I have given my life to Jesus for the...maybe 1000th time in my life....(i think give my life at every altercall in a new Church lol-i know some people do this sha).

Anyways, I was on my way back to the UK oh. That morrin i arrange all my crayfish inside jeans pocket, put my kilishi inside bra for my as to avoid all those customs people. Armed with my killer smile....i just breezed through customs...after a bit of sexual harrassment (bad customer service-why should the oga be asking for my number? i quickly dashed him my phone number b4 he will delay me) But wait oh, how many times will they search someone in 9ja? dem almost search me pull my payint! I don't blame them, na all those mutallab i blame.

Na So I See Am...

If you follow me on twitter you will know that I have been having hotblood for like 3 weeks now. But I have been encountering some major bullcrap in this Warri. I disgraced my tutor who taught me DIPLOMACY 101 .I will describe each encounter scenario by scenario.

Scenario 1 #GTB: I was referred to Customer Service. I reach there & gave the dude my 5000 megawatt flouriscent smile that i only reserve for special people.Na so this guy just look me dey bone like person wey swallow constipated ogoro (frog). Me sef i pocket my smile. He was like "fill that form"... and flung the form on another desk and walked away. I thought it was really rude (in my best british accent).

Scenario 2 #ETISALAT. I wanted to activate my BIS so one of the staff told me to stand in the corner beside him to watch what he is 'plessing' on my phone. Next thing i heard one akpu voice  "hey! you, comot from dia, go stand dat other side"...I actually didn't know he was referring to me. I gats look back twice. I said " but your staff said i should stand here"...he just screamed at me like a cow..."u nor dey hear word i say stan dia! he was gesticulating like a traffic warden wey drink 10 shots of kainkain for koro koro afternoon. Shooooooo. Onana trouble dey sleep yanga go wake am! I just pull my "eyeshade" and gave him THE LOOK!"