Where have the panties gone?
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SAVE OUR PANTIES!!!
I couldn't stop laughing the other day when I saw the C-String. I fear for my unborn daughters' generation who will NEVER EVER know what a pant really is, or was, as the case will be (sigh). I remember those days, wey you go wear pant, you sef go know say you wear PANT! But now... I doubt if in d future we go dey wear pant at all. Seriously! C-String ke?? In this life I have had enough hembahrahzin moments that amaze me, I'm not about to add Sisi & the C-string to it. My worst nightmare would be me strolling down the road and someone taps me on the shoulder..."i think you dropped something"...Lo and behold brethren...my pata on the floor! Hembarahzment toh bad oh! (Can't watch)
The major motive for the C-String is to eradicate Visible Panty Lines!Mo ti gbo! By the way kini big deal about VPL sef? How many people have died from their pata lines showing? If you don't want VPL why not skip wearing pant all together? at least breezee go blow that area small (it needs fresh air sometimes you know) lol. If you feel funny about going bare like that why don't u stick it together with evostick or cello-tape?? I have a dream, that one day...there will be I-Strings and eventually pata will go extinct just like the dinosaurs. As our jeans go lower and lower...it only makes sense that our panties follow suit. In these days of Iphone, Ipad, Itouch ...it is only reasonable that Apple comes up with the Ipant! All in favour of the Ipant say "I"!
Yesterday i badly wanted a baby,i don dey eye some fine fine children for some time now-both oyinbo, both half-caste, both blacky... Madam Jodie did not help matters by releasing this single Kuchi Kuchi. Now I want a baby! NOW! Oh baby....This baby matter I shall save it for another day but now I will sing along and pretend my pillow is a handsome little boy whom I love with all my heart!!!
PS. I will pretend I didn't see cobwebs on my blog!
Posted by Sisi Yemmie at Friday, February 18, 2011