CAMRY. Ma man is borin in bed :(
RANGE ROVER. I easily get wet :$
VOLVO. I hate sex X_X
BENTLEY. Ma man fucks hard <3
ROLLS ROYCE. I luv sex (*)
INFINITY. I'm a fuckin lesbo :D
CARDILAC. I luv threesome :*
MERCEDES. I can go countless rounds a day (y)
HUMMER. I'm a stylist in bed \=D/
MOTOR CYCLE. I'm borin in bed:|
2) Put ur month as ur status. Now its time 4d gurls 2get pretty wild while confusin d guys...
JANUARY = SLUT
FEBRUARY = ATTITUDE.
MARCH = FLIRTATIOUS.
APRIL = FIERY.
MAY = PORNSTARS.
JUNE = THE BEST .
JULY = HOTTIE.
AUGUST = THUG.
SEPTEMBER = LOVER.
NOVEMBER = PASSIONATE.
DECEMBER = FREAK IN BED.
3) Ladies lets have a little fun with the status and make the guys really confused because they hate it when women start putting similar status on and they have no idea what were talking about.
The idea is you put how many cms depending on your mood:
12cm = completely crazy
13cm = Sleepy
14cm = bored at home or at work
15cm = Party time
16cm = missing my ex
17cm = really happy
18cm = studying or working
19cm = I'm stupidly in love
20cm = Sexually satisfied
21cm = in love with the wrong man
22cm = with my boyfriend but in love with somebody else
23cm = want sex
24cm = really happy with my love
Bia! So they think i don't know the plan ehn? I will now say im BENTLEY so that all these girls that are 14cm and are MARCH, JANUARY and ROLLS ROYCE will now go and kolobi my Bobo for corner joint?! Mbanu! I am not 12cm!!! Abeg make una park well! These days wey babe eye dey chook! Girls are not smiling oh!
Now share this my post on twitter and facebook within 10 minutes or else ...
1 minute- you are safe and will have good fortune!
3-5 minutes- Your apple will taste like agbalumo
7-9 minutes craw-craw go cover your whole face and yansh!!!
10 minutes and over- you will dream of me every night till you SHARE!
PS. Keep the FWD messages coming....some make my day!