Anyways, I was at an event and I was really enjoying myself ...but I was uncomfortable and I felt I had to go to the toilet to adjust something-you know that unease you get on the first day of your FIRST period and you feel EVERYBODY can see your Always Pad through your double layered jeans (not you guys). Anyhow sha, by the time I got back to my seat, I met one mister man trying to chairnap my chair, he was shifting my Jacket, my purse from my seat.
Sisi: "Errm, perhaps you don't understand me, I was sitting here and these are my things, you just can't move them" with the d'uh look on my face, I was tired of smiling jor...why is he still holding my purse?
This will require the Holy Spirit, not just diplomacy.
Help me people...if he wanted to see the front properly why did he think I was sitting there? why didn't he come early if na so he wan see front?
Guy: totally shocked he muttered a half baked "excuse me I said..."
He don jam rock. He huffed and puffed and finally went to conquer another 'outside chair' behind me. I am a trouble maker I know, but he started it! LOL. Does he know we are in Obodo oyibo? you CANNOT just displace me from my seat because you are in the mood my fren! Get thee behind me!