tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post8034145020940948211..comments2024-03-18T09:19:48.403+00:00Comments on SISIYEMMIE: Nigerian Food & Lifestyle Blog : DRIVING IN LAGOS: THE REAL RULES AND TIPS!Sisi Yemmiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15350113579849499656noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-19671516951292473862015-04-01T19:15:24.753+01:002015-04-01T19:15:24.753+01:00Hahaha Sisi you're so correct. I've experi...Hahaha Sisi you're so correct. I've experienced all and even do most like you stated. You need to have mind to drive in lagos oh. Nice one and well said, thanks Sisiyemi. Xxx Bella NAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-30358421003777019872014-02-26T20:56:24.055+00:002014-02-26T20:56:24.055+00:00Hahaha! Sisi Y, you're so on point with these...Hahaha! Sisi Y, you're so on point with these your tips. Lagos drivers, take note. Zeenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-55593577181862393702013-12-17T07:02:12.868+00:002013-12-17T07:02:12.868+00:00Omg, I am in tears from laughing. Even woke my hus...Omg, I am in tears from laughing. Even woke my husband in the process lol. So funny!!! With love from Canada Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-8337451320829916842013-12-09T11:02:29.769+00:002013-12-09T11:02:29.769+00:00LWKMDFH oh!!! You yabbed the guy who stopped for y...LWKMDFH oh!!! You yabbed the guy who stopped for you???<br /><br />Rotfl. Don't even know what to say. I'm just weak!!!<br /><br /><br />PS - #StupidFact Some of us enjoy driving in Lagos and think Danfos are a lot easier to handle than most 'private' peeps!<br /><br /><br /><br />!.!.!Imisihttp://www.demestified.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-75118298079039273032013-12-06T21:03:48.094+00:002013-12-06T21:03:48.094+00:00you killed me at "Honk your horn always, in f...you killed me at "Honk your horn always, in fact change the horn that came with your car and install the ones that trailers and tankers use, then feel free to blast the ear of any body that is in front, beside, behind you. Don’t allow okada riders with their trailer horns to bully you. Be the bully" lmaooooooooAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02025805581005215816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-26549941517977488182013-12-06T21:02:47.428+00:002013-12-06T21:02:47.428+00:00you killed me at "Honk your horn always, in f...you killed me at "Honk your horn always, in fact change the horn that came with your car and install the ones that trailers and tankers use, then feel free to blast the ear of any body that is in front, beside, behind you. Don’t allow okada riders with their trailer horns to bully you. Be the bully"...lmaooooooAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02025805581005215816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-18047897746611884402013-12-05T06:56:20.281+00:002013-12-05T06:56:20.281+00:00Lmao @ the kinda car you drive determines how much...Lmao @ the kinda car you drive determines how much power you have on the road... so true! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-80300190550452730852013-12-05T04:12:20.535+00:002013-12-05T04:12:20.535+00:00When u're in advanced Country like U.S u'l...When u're in advanced Country like U.S u'll initially find driving by the rule very difficult, bcos what we drive in Naija Lagos PH & Abj is totally called 'lawless or free style drivin' where every driver is a psycho expecting anything at any time on wheels. When ppl drive here they believe u have passed d driving test b4 getting behind the wheel and everybody drive on their lanes in a straight line at a stipulated constant speed 25-30-35-45-55 or 65mile/hr depending on the street, road or interstate highway as if all the moving cars are on stand still, perhaps if u want to change lanes, as soon as u turn ur signal the next car is already slowing down for u to move in. Also some vehicles never used their horn till it'ld b sold out bcos u're not allowed to honk or put up ur full headlight on the street for any reasons for some might pass out on the high sound of the honk noise or get blinded by ur full light. U are allowed to slightly tap on it to alert a driver that has forgotten to move on green signal at a traffic jxn, and that is after quietly waiting for him to go but didn't. U'll finally realize driving is easier abroad but Difficult to drive in Naija where life lost due to car crash accident is normal!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-54669565615567389542013-12-04T21:45:03.177+00:002013-12-04T21:45:03.177+00:00LMAO
Sisi!! You slay me!! LOL!LMAO<br />Sisi!! You slay me!! LOL!An Afrikan Butterflyhttp://thekinkandi.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-45602052949911657082013-12-04T20:59:50.869+00:002013-12-04T20:59:50.869+00:00 I laugh so tey i start to dey cry! I miss Lagos d... I laugh so tey i start to dey cry! I miss Lagos driving oh! I scratched my new car 2 weeks on road!! Anytime I come home liver no gree me drive! My liver don cut finish! Welldone SisiYemmie! On point!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-72693300363401949422013-12-04T20:16:20.959+00:002013-12-04T20:16:20.959+00:00Lmao!
True true! All part of the madness that make...Lmao!<br />True true! All part of the madness that make up Lag...<br /><br />http://imperfectlyperfect92.wordpress.comHephzibah Franceshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06914179190036131276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-30062846191646165892013-12-04T20:12:39.988+00:002013-12-04T20:12:39.988+00:00@Sisiyemmie you are very on point especially with ...@Sisiyemmie you are very on point especially with not trafficating when you want to change lane. LOL. Sisi Tokenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-58221930324086038882013-12-04T17:23:07.830+00:002013-12-04T17:23:07.830+00:00LOOOOL!!! Oh my days... This post got me in tears....LOOOOL!!! Oh my days... This post got me in tears. It's sooo true... no time for "L" sign on Lagos roads, u will roast there. Everyone would just avoid u... front, back, left, right... Anything u do, any move u make... U'll hear "learner oshi, ma fi ti e bami".<br />I remember one time when my mum called a Chinese fellow "Eran oko China" on our way to church!!!!! I nearly died of laughter most especially cuz the guy was in his own lane o!! Imagine.<br />Na wa!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-78406095939823114652013-12-04T13:31:17.848+00:002013-12-04T13:31:17.848+00:00Bad driving happens everywhere but mainland drivin...Bad driving happens everywhere but mainland driving is on another level. It's such a rough place with lots of uncultured danfo drivers and okada drivers. On the island, it's more of a sane environment as the roads are smooth. U won't believe that my tires hardly go down and I don't even have a spare. I couldn't try that on the mainland cos I have to constantly make sure that I check the pressure every week. U are contantly under pressure while driving on the mainland but you have a sense of relief while on the lekki environs. The difference is really clear! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-6166049831935688612013-12-04T13:25:21.999+00:002013-12-04T13:25:21.999+00:00Babe pray U don't meet my kind on the road, be...Babe pray U don't meet my kind on the road, because Wu go insult ourselves tired. Through talk sha. SheersAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03084568369715496910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-57668737162438838072013-12-04T11:24:56.817+00:002013-12-04T11:24:56.817+00:00LMAO!!!!! I remembered when my mum used to drop me...LMAO!!!!! I remembered when my mum used to drop me and my siblings at secondary school and every small thing any driver does is OLOSHI!!! it got to a point that everyone in the car learnt how to say OLOSHI!!! My mom does not care what type of car she is in at all, she will wind down and shout OLOSHI Nie....I used to find it funny. My dad just abuses inEnglish but when my mum is in his car shes like see no1 understands this english your speaking, please abuse in yoruba or speak pidgin.....lool.....I find lagos driving fun thou all the abuses, rants, Impatience from drivers....all fun....but may God keep protecting all Lagos drivers oooo....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-89457425355039988462013-12-04T10:34:53.511+00:002013-12-04T10:34:53.511+00:00lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. lag n mad driversAbisolanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-63452781630900282682013-12-04T09:39:43.846+00:002013-12-04T09:39:43.846+00:00Eran Oko .... Your yoruba is getting better oh
But...Eran Oko .... Your yoruba is getting better oh<br />But Sisi Yemmie 80KMPH HABA that is a bit much oh<br /><br />Your tips are on point... Ahead AheadMs Osunsanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00985010276966030066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-7220295423385875112013-12-04T09:37:51.400+00:002013-12-04T09:37:51.400+00:00Eran Oko... Your yoruba is getting better oh
Sisi ...Eran Oko... Your yoruba is getting better oh<br />Sisi Yemmie 80 KMPH Haba now<br /><br />But your tips are on pointMs Osunsanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00985010276966030066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-55971561111568531362013-12-04T07:33:49.458+00:002013-12-04T07:33:49.458+00:00U are as high as they come....lmao!!! Lovely. ..wa...U are as high as they come....lmao!!! Lovely. ..wat uni did u attend abeg??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-20904682851169789302013-12-04T06:41:00.969+00:002013-12-04T06:41:00.969+00:00Lmaooo. Funny sisi..Don't dull, check out now!...Lmaooo. Funny sisi..Don't dull, check out now! Check it out!!http://tasknjob.com/?share=1419Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-67317216136561926062013-12-04T04:53:19.201+00:002013-12-04T04:53:19.201+00:00LOL....I will never drive in Lagos. LOL....I will never drive in Lagos. NaijaScorpiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15375583469985472050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-9918822840155661532013-12-04T04:24:00.585+00:002013-12-04T04:24:00.585+00:00I have perfected the art of most of this except fo...I have perfected the art of most of this except for the trafficating but going forward no more TRAFFICATING b4 switching lanes. Lagos driving is one of a kind not for the gentle in spirit.....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11832782361662617233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-8245246958042931642013-12-04T01:00:52.728+00:002013-12-04T01:00:52.728+00:00I cant stop laugh... I dont envy lagos drivers at ...I cant stop laugh... I dont envy lagos drivers at allAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01005752836661952583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8524602601769529186.post-25914728386252836242013-12-03T22:19:39.064+00:002013-12-03T22:19:39.064+00:00lmaooooo! you gerrit pa!lmaooooo! you gerrit pa!moenoreply@blogger.com