I came across this video and it was absolutely hilarious!!! and you guys know anything that makes me laugh I must share, laugh alone, cry alone. lol. I didn't attend boarding school sha but those of you who did, break it down for us!
Last week, I boarded a taxi...had small talk with the driver. Not small talk...we were haggling about the cab fare jare; there is nothing I won't price, i even price items on sale! When I reach house, I off jacket, hang am. I off shoe. I off bra. I off pant. I off light! I was that knackered.
'Isn't it odd?' i thought to myself...' That I've been home for about 45 minutes and not a single Beep from my phone'...
So I got up, on light, put hand inside jacket pocket, nothing.
Brethren, I had instant headache. I ran to my bag, hopeful that my ever forgetful self kept the phone there, I shook hand inside all the zip wey dey the bag, nothing! I turn the bag upside down and poured the contents on the floor, the half chewingum i forgot plus my bits and bobs on the floor, by now yours truly was sweating like Christmas goat, yet it was freezing!
Report: Woman Who Jumped From Bridge Was Missing Pharmacy Student
"The woman who reportedly jumped from the Arthur Ravenel Jr. Bridge on Friday was a 25-year-old MUSC student, according to police reports and various online articles.
Olutosin "Tosin" Oyelowo, a Nigerian national with roots in Wake Forest, NC, was last seen by motorists and pedestrians leaping from the Bridge, a Mount Pleasant police report states.
Calls reporting the jumping were received around 3:30 p.m. on Friday, according to reports. Police found Oyelowo's purse and driver's license at the summit of the bridge in the area where callers reported seeing her jump."...
I don't know her personally but she made me cry! Not another suicide by such a young promising person. What a waste! What is going on? So many suicides...